A couple of ducks.

A couple of days ago, I was driving on a back road on my way to class when a couple of ducks decided to pick a fight in the middle of the road. This is how I believe it all started:

It seems to me that duck #1 (lets call him "DMX") got into a tiff with duck #2 (we can call this one "Abraham" since he looked so liberating) over bread-crumbs. DMX probably accused Abraham of taking a few more bread crumbs than he should have (and judging by duck-mass-weight-ratios, Abraham sure looked guilty). Some hateful and hurtful things were said. DMX called Abraham a "crumb-snatching load of quack". Abraham, never much for wit, proceeded to insult DMX's mother; which led to physical confrontation. DMX threw down. He chased after Abraham, following him down a hill and onto the road in which I was traveling. Upon reaching the middle of the road, DMX tackled Abraham and began to peck him. I broke it up by driving around them, startling them into peace. While looking into my rear-view mirror as I passed them, I noticed that they agreed to both take measures to control their anger and share in the bread crumbs.

It's nice to see that ducks can work things out like civilized human beings, even when one was just as wrong as the other.

Today, I had a presentation that went well. I also have to be in Pittsburgh at 1:30pm to complete some paperwork for the job I accepted. (A few blogs ago I told you about a job interview, well I got the position. Yay for me.) Afterwards, I'm gonna hang out in Pittsburgh for a while then come back here to work out. Hit me up if you're not busy later tonight, I'd like to hang out or go to a movie or rent a movie or whatever.

Later on,

-Crock