its laundry day

I've seen Rollo wear shorts on some of the COLDEST days ever. Yesterday the high was around 20ish, and Rollo didn't make it to my place until 6:00 (so, we're talking temperatures in the teens). Why does he do this? Well, his supply of usable pants apparently dwindles to zero on "laundry day". This day, of course, is the weekly ceremonious occasion that sees the the beast himself defy all odds by placing both pair of his squalid pants into a boiling cauldron. He then prays. This is done not only to remove stains but to remove the curses as well. There's no telling what kind of witch-doctors or shamen (sha-women?... god, I hope...) he encounters while seeking the fine pussums. (Heh, boiling pants to exorcise the demons... who'da thunk?)

So Rollo wears shorts in the dead of winter. Unwise, but necessary. Moving along...

Why can't Kanye West finally get a "Best Album" grammy? His past two (arguably three) albums were tightly-woven works of genius. He's an incredible performer, and brings it every time he steps to the mic. Seriously now, what more does this guy have to do?