march recap

In this edition of my monthly recap, I'm bringing back a much-missed segment - where I link pictures on the net to help illustrate my feelings at the time these events occurred. YEAH MAN!

So I kicked off March by completing our wedding registries. This was much more painful than I could imagine. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy walking around all day long while scanning things on a little barcode reader as much as the next guy. I just enjoy a good sit every now and again. So, for the rest of the month I sat on the couch. (kidding)

Alissa threw a kick ass party. Ladies were makin' out with other ladies. Beer was flowing like songs from an overworked minstrel. Rollo found Jesus. (Literally, he found some little hispanic kid at a 7-11 named Jesus) And I got Rollo's car stuck in a snowbank. I do this once a year.

Then came fantasy drafts, the start of my fiscal year. The baseball drafts are always something to behold - mostly because they aren't ever well-organized. This year was a pleasant surprise because we knocked out two drafts in a single day (organized for once!). Eight of the ten managers met for our final draft of the day and talked so much trash that McBride forgot to draft a third baseman until the second-to-last round. How he still managed to get Hank Blalock on his roster is still a mystery to me. Reese showed the most enthusiasm by arming herself with ten-thousand draft cheat-sheets and gumption that I've never seen before. Beautiful.

The next weekend McBride threw a party in which Reese and I were crowned the king & queen of beer pong, but not so much flipcup. Can't win em all.

I then fell terminally ill... Nah I'm just playin', but I did get sick for the better part of two or three weeks. I missed a ton of time from work, but I'm better now.

The end of the month saw my much-hyped NCAA brackets fail miserably. I'm not so much worried about that since I've got other things to occupy my time.

Upcoming projects!
The Famous Internet Actor, Johns Grocket, has created a blog dedicated his acting skills and he's been using it to further his search for work.

Fantastic News!
Rollo's search for my camera's power supply didn't turn up anything. The box marked "Joyce" (which was actually in his barn, not in storage) turned up nothing, aside from the "Rollo's lost brother" (we gave him a good home). He has since ordered a replacement power supply, which should arrive any day now.

Tomorrow, my gift to you will be a new headliner image.