Tuesday, March 25, 2008

my kingdom for a power supply

Sweet merciful heavens, I have a kickass video camera and I can't use it because the power supply has gone missing. A battery isn't gonna charge itself on my good looks alone (although somebody should really invent this).

An investigation has led Rollo and I to believe that it has gone missing somewhere in Thompson #1, most likely at Rollo's house. While Rollo's executed a sustained, three-day search for the cord - all efforts have turned up ZILCH.

Our newest and hottest lead has placed the power cord in a nearby storage facility in a box marked "Joyce". Though our informant is inherently unreliable (...Joyce...), I'm fielding more reports that are consistent with this one. Our next course of action is to intercept Rollo's mom and serve her a search warrant. We will then proceed to the storage area and rifle through her junk. When we recover the misplaced cord, we'll begin emergency charge procedures for the camera battery.

Shortly thereafter, I'm sure we'll make a short film.

Rollo, since I know you're gonna be the first one to read this - READY THE VIBE. Tomorrow night, we move on this.

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