myspace blogs

I've got a million and one things to blog about but can't for reasons I won't mention just yet, I must withhold them.

What I will talk about is what's stuck in my craw. Myspace blogs. For the love of Christ, with the exception of Ted's, all I ever see in these things are how bad of a breakup last week's love interest was. Or how somebody is "has their eye on somebody special but just doesn't have the cahones to tell them straight up: I LIKE YOU". My goodness, myspace has turned into the love-notes of the information age. Whatever happened to just doing something nice for whoever you're interested in? Ever consider telling her she's got nice hair? Or maybe that you like his cologne? How bout the old stand-by --- You look very nice today.

Nope.

We'll blog until we're blue in the balls about how much you need somebody, only to turn back to your Dashboard Confessional playlist, which is undeniably set to REPEAT ALL. At least Ted keeps it interesting. I believe he once blogged about eating the heart of a pickup truck.  Now THATS an entry!

Ladies & Gentlemen: We all have facets of our lives that are bigger than others at any given time. Diversify a bit! Love isn't the only thing that's bloggable! These blogs about how you can't get over an ex, or how you're so out of control that you can't fall in love are not only one-sided, they're downright sickening.

I know, I know - if I don't like these blogs, why do I read them? Hell, good question! I definitely steer clear of the posts that are share titles with various emo bands' songs. Its when they mix up the titles to indicate they may have had a change of feeling, had a good day at work, or found a friggin' nickel am I drawn into the abyss. Think they'll blog about that nickel?

Nope, again.

Every single blog is same. Can't wait for the next one!