Haunted Housing & Sweet Tea

I feel my house hunting experience is finally winding down. You won't believe how much money I've spent on gas over the past few weeks just trying to get to these places. Its a damn shame, and much to my chagrin, gas just went up another ten cents! PHOOEY! Is it just me, or does even the price of gas seem possessed by some foul being? Must be this time of year...

I've learned that the new McDonald's Sweet Tea is the real-life equivalent of Tomacco. There must be several pounds of sugar stirred into each brewing jug. Reese has been on a Sweet Tea kick lately and I tried some for the first time just the other day and MAN, what a piece of work that stuff is! DIABETICS BEWARE! The real trouble with this stuff is that it is quite addictive. It was quite a displeasure to drink, but I couldn't just stop with a sip. I had to keep drinking that disgusting excuse for tea until I had realized I'd become a junkie in a mere matter of minutes. This crap is no joke. I'd strongly recommend drinking a great quantity of water soon after drinking one of these disasters, lest you succumb to kidney failure.

Oh, one last "bonus bit 'o bullshit": Hardee's (creators of the Monster ThickBurger) is going to release a 920 calorie breakfast burrito complete with 60 grams of fat. I read this article yesterday that called this corporate irresponsibility "food porn". HAHA! This leaves me with one question: where do I go to download this burrito?