I stole this little surveyish type thing from Rollo's blog, the author of which subsequently stole it from blogs unknown. Here's my take on it.
Accent – I can do an AWESOME Brittish nanny voice. Otherwise, I've refined the "Pittsburgh-ese" out of my system years ago. Yinz. What the hell...
I Don’t Drink – Anything with a Mr. Yuk sticker on it. (Download it, HILARIOUS!)
Chore I Hate – Kitty litter boxes. Do not make the same mistake I did by volunteering for litter duty.
Pets – I have the 12 apostles of pets. They follow me around like I'm Jesus Christ, himself. Just for fun, I'll detail them in apostle form in future blog posts, but for now here we go:
- Dogwood (medium dog)
- Rat Man (small dog)
- Tater (medium slut/cat)
- Smitz (small cat)
- Simone (small cat)
- Mitch (small cat)
- 5 yet-to-be-named (and very much in need of a good home) kittens
- LaResa (girlfriend who takes jokes VERY WELL)
Perfume/Cologne – Curve
Gold or silver – Silver, its much classier and goes with just about anything.
Insomnia – had a bout with it towards the end of high school, and again my junior year of college - each time it was completely resolved by repeatedly playing my VHS of "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" starring Donnie Osmond
Job Title – Consol Energy Associate Help Desk Administrator - its just as important as it sounds
Most Admired Trait – Since about 2004 , my perseverance has been the most widely discussed trait. I lost a lot of weight. I have to assume its admired, but nobody has ever been like "Crock, you know the most admirable trait you posses is your perseverance." No, we tend to be less cultured around here.
Kids – I consider myself a kid at heart. I get along well with the kids in my own family, as well as LaResa's.
Religion – Catholic, though I don't follow it very well anymore.
Siblings – Brother Jaker and Sister Courtney. We're all monks, so these are their formal titles.
Time I wake up – 6:30am when I work daylight, 5:30pm when I'm stuck on the graveyard.
Unusual talent/skill – I can eat more chinese food than any beast that has ever lived.
Worst habit – I kicked the whole "biting nails" thing, so I guess I'll need to cut back on my totally kickass swearing habit. Come to think of it, I do drop the F-Bomb a lot. I'll start on this as soon as I fuckin' get around to it.
My favorite meal – chinese food, totally bad for you, totally good to me. i love to hate this stuff.
2 comments:
you love to hate chinese food my ass. You and chinese food have at this point formed a symbiotic relationship, one in which neither of you will survive without the other.
I've watched you give up chinese for a two week stretch and I was the most miserable I've ever seen you. Took ya to a lazy susan and BOY HOWDY you sure shot up like a bean sprout. Chinese food is your drugs and General Tso is your pusher. Accept it.
Wow. I hadn't realized I've become so dependent on it. I guess junkies never do...
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